so i went on the american apparel site today
looking at the socks
here’s one of the pictures for men’s socks
seriously i’m not one to complain about sexism much but i just looked on this site and??
THE FUCK IS THIS???
also BAGS AND WALLEtS???
????????????????????? I DON’T FUCKING GET IT????
Best. Catalog. Ever.
people who didn’t read hussie’s blurb in the news section
I’ve read it, went to reddit and there was not a single thread about it. I thought it’s strange.
So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, “So, how’s it going down there in hell?”
Satan replies, “Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.”
God replies, “What? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake. He should never have gotten down there; send him up here.”
Satan says, “No way.” I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him.”
God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue.”
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, “Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?” —reddit
I’m approximately 10 (the sad part), and I’m outside practicing agility with the family dog, an odd little Cocker Spaniel. She jumped this huge obstacle and I was super proud of her, so I went inside to tell my dad. She also happened to hate agility, and would use any excuse to run and hide somewhere and growl/snap at me if I tried to leash her again. So, wanting to continue our practice, I had to tie her up somewhere convenient real quick to go tell my dad what she’d done.
I spotted a nice full paint can by the door that was pretty heavy, and I figured, being a pretty small dog, she couldn’t move it very easily, because even I couldn’t.
I run in to tell my dad, and don’t even get to finish my sentence before I hear the most god-awful, gut-wrenching clashing and banging and splattering.
…Yeah. The people at the insurance company could barely hold in their laughter at “my daughter tied a paint can to our dog and now we need to replace the carpet, repaint the walls, and probably replace the furniture in half the house”.” —reddit.com
The entirety of Homestuck is “yeah you’re dead but how dead are you”
“Are you dead enough?”
“No,” says Andrew Hussie, “everyone is not dead enough for me.”
“NO,” says Lord English, “YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM ME IN THAT DREAM BUBBLE”
“No,” say readers, “we already thought up thousands and one death for you, it will be a shame to put it all to waste”
I embraced those answers. I chose the impossible. I chose… Homestuck.